February 2012
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Parental Wisdom
Me: So, what's up over there?
Mom: Oh, just smoking a bowl with Dad, watching episodes of Intervention on Netflix and making bets as to whether or not people stay sober after rehab.
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I wasn't mugged by a baby. I just don't want kids.
Cristina: There is no deeper reason.
Owen: There has to be.
Cristina: There is no deeper reason. I wasn't abused. I don't have a dark secret. I wasn't mugged by a baby. I just don't want kids.
Owen: Nobody "doesn't want kids"
Cristina: People can "not want kids."
Owen: You're gonna change your mind. You're gonna change your mind in three years or five. You're gonna change your mind about having a baby, and then it's gonna be too late. And you're gonna regret it.
Cristina: And I will know and understand that I made a choice. I choose medicine. I choose me. I choose that over the remote possibility that I might one day regret not having a child. And by the way, it's alright to never want kids. Some people don't want kids.
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undertrees asked: Pop Quiz: Who is your favourite female Tarantino character, and why?
Childhood: If at first, you don't succeed - try, try again.
Adulthood: If at first, you don't succeed - your ass is fired.
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delacroix replied to your post: undertrees replied to your post: Oh WHY did I…
I think you’ve just replaced my favorite gif with these.
Haha! Thank you! Please feel free to use them. I need to give credit where credit is due and say those images were inspired by this post.
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Patrick Bateman: Did you know that Whitney Houston's debut LP, called simply Whitney Houston had 4 number one singles on it? Did you know that, Christie?
Elizabeth: [laughing] You actually listen to Whitney Houston? You own a Whitney Houston CD? More than one?
Patrick Bateman: It's hard to choose a favorite among so many great tracks, but "The Greatest Love of All" is one of the best, most powerful songs ever written about self-preservation, dignity. Its universal message crosses all boundaries and instills one with the hope that it's not too late to better ourselves. Since, Elizabeth, it's impossible in this world we live in to empathize with others, we can always empathize with ourselves. It's an important message, crucial really. And it's beautifully stated on the album.
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Whilst watching Game of Thrones
Roommate: I have never once felt so much hatred for so many fictional characters.
Me: Oh you sweet summer child. You're only on the third episode.
things to do:
my taxes
my nails
the nookie
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I can't breathe when I'm waiting.
I turned in my press pass application for Sassy ‘12 and I don’t really know what to do with myself now other than pass time by going to work, reading A Game of Thrones and grinding green monsters during Love is in the Air to try to get that damned Swift Lovebird.
This level of excitement can only be met with anticipation that I will be incredibly let down. Until I hear otherwise, I...
“I started to carry chalk around with me. I ride my bike a lot, so, I’d ride my...”
– Jake Reilly, a 24-year-old college student who gave up his cellphone, email and social media for 90 days. He says that, among other things, the experiment taught him that some people he thought were close friends really weren’t that close after all, and he thinks it helped him get back together with...
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Music is my Football
After watching the final nine minutes of the Super Bowl, it’s been confirmed that I still think sports are boring. I’d much rather spend the time and money at a venue watching live music (even music I don’t know) than watching a bunch of dudes run around with a ball.
That said, I’m glad the Giants won because I know Jon Stewart was rooting for them.
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