February 2012
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I'm on Pinterest Now →
Viva Forever.
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“Can we have the whole website in Italics? I think it looks fancier.”
– (via clientsfromhell)
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octavia-augusta:
cityofbridges:
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the truth is i just want to rub my vagina against your vagina.
Also, The L Word S5E10 Jenny/Nikki Tent Scene
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octavia-augusta:
the truth is i just want to rub my vagina against your vagina.
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“Why is there an ad on my fb page that features a photo of Amy Winehouse looking...”
– Rachel
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patman723 asked: Also, that picture you posted of yourself...wow. Congratulations on your face. You're gorgeous.
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carlosconstellate replied to your photo: 2.7.11
2.7. …12, maybe? or was this actually taken a year ago? lol. p.s. totally drawing this.
Oof! Good catch, sweet thang! There I go again, living in the past.
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Whilst watching Game of Thrones
Roommate: I have never once felt so much hatred for so many fictional characters.
Me: Oh you sweet summer child. You're only on the third episode.
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things to do:
my taxes
my nails
the nookie
Pitches for Other “America’s Got ___ Shows”
thetangential:
• “America’s Got HPV” – Preteens sing their favorite Disney Channel tunes and then get vaccinated and told they’ll get HPV anyway.
• “America’s Got Muffin Tops” – Contestants seek to lose their muffin tops over the course of several weeks. America votes off whoever doesn’t compel them enough with their “Spare Tire Tale,” and Tabitha from “Tabitha’s Salon Takeover” – for some...
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I can't breathe when I'm waiting.
I turned in my press pass application for Sassy ‘12 and I don’t really know what to do with myself now other than pass time by going to work, reading A Game of Thrones and grinding green monsters during Love is in the Air to try to get that damned Swift Lovebird.
This level of excitement can only be met with anticipation that I will be incredibly let down. Until I hear otherwise, I...
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“I started to carry chalk around with me. I ride my bike a lot, so, I’d ride my...”
– Jake Reilly, a 24-year-old college student who gave up his cellphone, email and social media for 90 days. He says that, among other things, the experiment taught him that some people he thought were close friends really weren’t that close after all, and he thinks it helped him get back together with...
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Music is my Football
After watching the final nine minutes of the Super Bowl, it’s been confirmed that I still think sports are boring. I’d much rather spend the time and money at a venue watching live music (even music I don’t know) than watching a bunch of dudes run around with a ball.
That said, I’m glad the Giants won because I know Jon Stewart was rooting for them.
I'd rather smoke a super bowl than watch one.
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How to get notes:
araelia:
Make a post with only a title that says something like “REBLOG THIS POST OR YOUR MOM WILL DIE/TUMBLR WILL EAT YOUR BLOG/YOU’LL TURN INTO A GOAT”
Make the body expand on this in some horrifying way.
Don’t forget to mention the source!
Source the tumblr staff/BBC/CNN/Anything you want
It’s not like anyone actually checks
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PROFIT
Just so you don’t doubt the validity just take a...
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